Love: Name and shame - FML

Name and shame

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 18:59 - United Kingdom - Wetheringsett

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30

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Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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Top comments

MenacingMe 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:35

Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.

kutemotoka 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:30

He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP

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Ricky27753 6

Friday 13 March 2015 4:16

I'm Rick lol

doglady 16

Saturday 14 March 2015 2:39

What a stank-ass douche canoe.

Indiantrolledd 16

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:44

From the Walking Dead?

Chriiim 2

Sunday 5 April 2015 1:13

Wow. What a Dick

shemademedoit 20

Wednesday 8 April 2015 11:53

first of all. he's an ass. secondly.......he's a dick and lastly what a bitch. who breaks up by text? he just doesn't have the balls to tell you in person cause he knows you would uppercut that think he calls **** that is only good for keeping dust out his ass

TallMist 32

Friday 24 April 2015 1:08

"My name's... not.... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!" - Patrick Star

LoZelda123 20

Tuesday 7 July 2015 16:19

you should have texted back "Really? It's so small I never could tell ;)"

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