Intimacy, Sex and Love: Heavy load

Heavy load

By Anon - 18/12/2019 14:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boyfriend told me that when I orgasm, I sound like I'm choking. Only I'm not choking, I'm just getting the wind knocked out of me by his weight when he is on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By anonymous - 24/02/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 18 December 2019 17:15

So just tell him not to rest his entire weight on you. It really is quite simple.

TCRII 29

Wednesday 18 December 2019 15:03

Well, get on top. But don’t choke him when you ******. Unless you are both into that sort of thing.

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TCRII 29

Wednesday 18 December 2019 15:03

Well, get on top. But don’t choke him when you ******. Unless you are both into that sort of thing.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 18 December 2019 17:15

So just tell him not to rest his entire weight on you. It really is quite simple.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 18 December 2019 18:53

So have sex while on top of him or beside him or him sitting up, etc...

TooTall0231 9

Wednesday 18 December 2019 19:45

Having sex is like doing fractions, where it's improper for the larger one to be on top...

julfunky 29

Thursday 19 December 2019 4:03

It doesn’t matter what their size is, just don’t lay your entire weight on the person underneath you.

J15237 25

Wednesday 18 December 2019 20:55

Why don't you just take control and be on top?

alycion 38

Wednesday 18 December 2019 20:55

Lots of other positions and it’s important to communicate if you want both of you to have a good sex life together. I have quite a few pain conditions. And endometriosis. It can be painful and depending on what’s flaring, my needs to not have pain change. When I was young, I was too shy to speak up and avoided due to pain. Then we started talking about how the pain made it unpleasant and worked together to fix it. Speak up. You don’t have to say he’s squishing you. You can just say that the position is uncomfortable for you.