Kids: Monty Python crossover episode

Monty Python crossover episode

By Monty Python's Flying Circus - 19/05/2017 04:00

Today, it's been three weeks since my son found my old red dress and hat outfit in the attic, and like every day since then, he has been putting it on and bursting into rooms without warning and shouting, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" He's almost 18 and going to college in September. FML

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You deserved it 1 071

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

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You deserved it 397

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 12:25 - United States

Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

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You deserved it 3 322

By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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You deserved it 3 099

Weird kid

By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 21:30

Today, and for the last 4 days, my 19-year-old son has been wearing a metal full face skull helmet and a black robe, and has renamed himself Beast. He also bought a sword from god knows where and refuses to leave the house, because the outside scares him. I may need an exorcist. FML

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You deserved it 228

By M. Moore - 10/06/2019 18:00

Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML

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You deserved it 230

Chase me!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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You deserved it 241

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

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You deserved it 44 099

By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 270

You deserved it 2 588

By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 17:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML

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You deserved it 610

Therebepeople 13

Sunday 14 May 2017 10:12

To be fair, that will probably go over real well at college, for multiple reasons.

bobsanction 18

Friday 19 May 2017 4:02

He's not wrong.

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Therebepeople 13

Sunday 14 May 2017 10:12

To be fair, that will probably go over real well at college, for multiple reasons.

bobsanction 18

Friday 19 May 2017 4:02

He's not wrong.

rickAUS 22

Friday 19 May 2017 4:14

Sounds like this should be on MLIA rather than FML.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 19 May 2017 4:14

You raised your son well.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 19 May 2017 4:14

(and no, that isn't sarcasm)

NeoiAlimon 8

Friday 19 May 2017 4:20

that's something I would do ??

Rebecca Stockert 16

Friday 19 May 2017 4:58

hes got a point

marsmonkey 8

Friday 19 May 2017 5:04

Your son sounds awesome! Cherish him. You'll miss him when he's out of the house.

neuronerd 28

Friday 19 May 2017 5:15

I was not expecting that. Parenting win!

__.aayushi._ 0

Friday 19 May 2017 5:16

lol!idk if i am suppose to laugh at this but ya all that i can say is shit happens.

spweezle 2

Friday 19 May 2017 5:17

Your son is awesome. I'm 34 and I'd be doing the same thing.

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Monty Python crossover episode

Same thing different taste

Weird kid

Chase me!

Grow up

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