Chores? Run! By FML Videos - 08/11/2018 18:30 You can run, but you can't hide... I agree, your life sucks 261 You deserved it 69 Share Tweet Share
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML I agree, your life sucks 16 906 You deserved it 74 254
Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 183 You deserved it 47 587
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML I agree, your life sucks 43 046 You deserved it 14 754
Today, I got proposed to by my long-term best friend, my boyfriend. I panicked and thought of the last time that I got left at the altar by who I thought was the love of my life then, and inadvertently said “No” as a defense mechanism. I’m the most hated person in our social circle, and he’s inconsolable. FML I agree, your life sucks 612 You deserved it 1 263
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 737 You deserved it 228
Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never been unemployed at 25. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 161 You deserved it 190
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 034 You deserved it 3 954
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 515 You deserved it 6 057