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By Ballhugger - / Sunday 6 December 2009 20:42 / Canada
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Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

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Yeah.. that! why?! are you so boring when you play with yourself that you fell asleep doing it? no wonder you don't get laid ;p

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Why is everyone so confused about his hand being down this pants? Either his hand was cold (your crotch is like, the warmest part of your body) or he was really tired while jacking off and fell asleep in the middle of it (I'm a chick and it happens to me, and it's happened to my boyfriend, it's not that weird, it happens when you're really effin' tired), or he jacked off and didn't move his hand right away and fell asleep. OR he had and itch and didn't totally move his hand? Orrr he's like m

Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

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i think "Somepartsareme" was trying to imply that the OP did not use the messed up phrase "Happy sacs" and instead used the word "Scrotum".....

ouch that must ha- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU FELL ASLEEP?!?!?!

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