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By SignificantShrinkage - 08/10/2018 03:00

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Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.

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JasonThorn 19

Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

It hasn't shrunk. It's being pulled back by the weight from around your stomach. Lose some weight, and you'll see it'll go back to normal.

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JasonThorn 19

Excessive weight can also lead to lowered levels of testosterone. Wouldn't hurt to get that checked.

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ThatGuy9679 13

it's not so much that it got smaller but rather the fat around it got larger

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RichardPencil 30

It’s not about a few more workouts, it’s about eating right. Except for a few chubby-chasers, no one likes a fat bastard.

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RoadRunnerZ 13

You measured it before

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hellphone_fml 37

I've measured my man's penis before, he wanted to know

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rodfergie 18

I tried to measure mine once. It kept on slipping off the microscopes slide.

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EmDizzle2007 28

if this doesn't get into comments of the week, we riot.

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Johnny5 16

And was the result what either of you expected or were you surprised?

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fabs1171 23

Your outie has now become an innie and an innie penis is so much harder to work with

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whiskey'swino 15

Get rid of the truck, gain larger junk. Win/Win

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RichardPencil 30

Had you been swimming in a cold pool, George?

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wtfdaemon 3

Weight gain doesn't cause that effect, buddy. Maybe get some viagra or something cause your erection game is weak af.

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cazziuz1983 9

it does indeed cuase that effect

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JubileeBee 31

viagra can also give him a heart attack

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