Misery loves company

By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 21:41 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 20 year-old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML
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missyj0 12

Am I the only one that finds it odd to talk to your dad about your boyfriends penis? I mean it's great you have such a tight knit family, but I don't think I'd want my dad knowing about my boyfriend's package.

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Calyx_fml 21

Tell her she should take it in the ass like her mother beause that's what worked for you.

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Btreasure 8

She's your daugter not your friend from work don't be embarrassed about it in front of her

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every1luvsboners 11

That's why I always keep two popsicle sticks and some tape in my car. You never know.

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NotMuchLuck 0

Your wife just threw hot grease in your face xD

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jellyshoes11 4

Wtf? I understand how it's important to have a close relationship with your children and how communication is key but that's a little disturbing a subject to talk to your kids about.

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peptidoglycan 4

Agreed. Most parents don't even want to know if their kid is sexually active, much less give them advice about how to make their sex life better. Come on, OP, she's your daughter, not your friend at a bar. You should know what subjects are ok to talk to your children about.

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caitlyn102 4

No offence you two, but i find it perfectly acceptable to talk about stuff like that with my parents. Nothing wrong with being truthful and open :P

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akeller3298 1

So you'd just pass it off as another conversation if your mom was like , ' Oh your dad can't keep it up either . ' That's comparing the man you have sex with , to your father .

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MissMae93 23

I agree. There's a huge difference between educating (which I'm all for) and "promoting" (in a sense). This is just wrong. Personal information as such shouldn't be discussed within the family, in my opinion.

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boredfishing 0

It could of been worse... Oh honey... Your mom had the same problem with me after that night of tequila shots? Or better yet... I thought I taught you better control than that?

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cinderella10383 6

This child is an adult and any parents believing their 20 year old is still a virgin clearly needs help, wouldn't you rather help their relationship so they stay together then them to break up and her find someone else? If this is a long term relationship and the guy is a great man for your daughter don't you think it's more important to be honest and helpful then to say ok you are weirding me out with this conversation. When our children are married don't you think that we all know they are having sex and will be getting it on, on their wedding night? She wants help so she can keep this relationship going it's not a weird conversation at all. Maybe she is only close with her boyfriend and her father so these are her only options

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Bajee 10

-_- you guys have a disturbingly close relationship

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JinxosGirl87 0

**** your daughter's BF's life for her huge mouth telling everyone about his personal problems.

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theghost1309 11

Perhaps your daughter just isn't exciting enough?

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