Work, Clothes and Acne: Mean Girls

Mean Girls

By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 391

You deserved it 3 633

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By alie - 26/08/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me, "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 847

You deserved it 4 705

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By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 908

You deserved it 3 579

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 166

You deserved it 626

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By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 220

You deserved it 7 064

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 475

You deserved it 12 208

By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 327

You deserved it 33 936

By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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You deserved it 5 408

It's the thought that counts

By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 485

You deserved it 233

By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 925

You deserved it 6 738

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 152

You deserved it 2 927

doubleAbattery 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:34

What a bitch. You should have said you picked it out with her genital warts in mind.

ashlerywatts 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:32

People can be so immature sometimes...

Comments

stillcrazy 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:48

She doesn't sound very pretty. She sounds like a nasty bitch who needs to put people down to make herself feel better. Your skin will clear up. Her personality won't.

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:49

ydi for having acne. but yea that was mean ]:

cactus_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:59

What was he supposed to do about it?

Kattster 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:04

So everyone deserves to be treated like shit because they have acne? Damn, I need to start treating myself like that ^^ ~Katt

LeoBrZ81 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:53

You should have told her the lipstick she was wearing was a very nice shade of ****, so you were both looking good!

ABbaby 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:08

all hands down a definite WIN!!!!!

jellyfish_ftw 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:35

wow. tell her to change the tampon that's clearly fermenting in her bitch vajayjay and grow up.

laroo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:37

My first thought? "Wow, what a BITCH."

Gavik 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:43

The next time she wears red to work, compliment her on how it matches the blood coming from the gash you've made in her throat.

RyderFleurette 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:35

^This. You are now my hero.

regalitofatal 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:36

wow jerk.. i agree with #97, woot

Kattster 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:07

---- Win. at # 97 I think..

iFruit 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:43

Lmao the comments and witty replies that commenters are telling OP to use just made me piss myself. Well that's it, gonna go wipe my ass..

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:46

FYI, us trools make FML interesting. Otherwise, it would just be a bunch of people saying "Aw that sucks." or "YDI because your house was dirty." You know you laugh at our comments. I mean, FML's stories are great. But un-troolish comments just don't bring great humor to young children. You've obviously never read some hysterical comments from trools, have you? Psh. Trools are awesome, and you're just jealous you can be a trool. Long live trools. :3