Love: Master manipulator

Master manipulator

By whatjusthappened - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Norman

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 490

You deserved it 16 410

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paigexox0 37

Monday 21 July 2014 22:47

Dude, how does that even happen? I understand its hard to breakup with someone but if hes manipulative you have to get a backbone and just do it.

ariiewilliams 17

Monday 21 July 2014 22:47

Did he manipulate you into being his girlfriend too?

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gantoman 13

Monday 21 July 2014 23:56

Speech level 100.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Monday 21 July 2014 23:56

how did that happen?

raspution 21

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:11

that is what I want to know

mfaizsiddiqui 9

Monday 21 July 2014 23:58

I agree..!!

CallMeBatman 15

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:23

I'm sorry, what?

brittyboo123 35

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:53

At least you didn't come out of it engaged...

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:55

A master craftsman of manipulation. Next thing you will know is that the vacation is your wedding ceremony. Grab some courage and just say NO

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:01

I know it may be hard but you need to leave that relationship. It may become abusive.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:01

Did he just manipulate you to go on that vacation?

Jojohn0 23

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:50

That's some crazy nen

AquaManatee 8

Tuesday 22 July 2014 2:59

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!! JUST REFUSE

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