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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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Filth

By roughsexgonewrong - 05/11/2013 18:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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music_woman1 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:39

I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special

viper64 10

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:39

Well, looks like you have to fart back, OP. Maybe that's his idea of a turn on?

Comments

momolee 4

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:10

Light a candle

TriflingAllDay 6

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:16

Nothing more intimate than knowing your partners bowel gasses well.

aFreedom127 9

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:37

Could be his way of asking for some anal.

flutter4 7

Sunday 29 July 2012 18:15

Your profile pic and the comment made me laugh so hard

hateevryone 14

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:48

Get help or leave him.

TomPusslicker 21

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:50

...and in one swift blow, the romance is back. Try talking to him about it when you arent in bed and/or tired. good luck op.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:00

Rancid butt gas. Oh, I am swooning. How delightful.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:13

Embrace the ass! Love the ass!

greenie213 23

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:25

I know I do.

gottageek 17

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:15

He may not have the same drive for intimacy as you do. While it might sound shallow, maybe you need a different boyfriend if it's an important aspect of a relationship to you. It will get to where you're always depressed for compromising or he feels stressed with meeting your expectations.

perdix 29

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:16

Are you sure he was asleep when he farted? If this is an ongoing problem, you have to leave. There's no way to fix someone who doesn't give you the intimacy you desire. The alternative is accepting him as the cold fish he is, and getting satisfaction from fantasy **** like Fifty Shades of Grey.