Holidays, Vacation and Animals: Lost in translation

Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:40 - Vietnam

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

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By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

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Bugging out

By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Check every nook and cranny

By Menacing_Rascal - 17/08/2023 08:00

Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:15

Have fun in Vietnam.

mona_is_here 10

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:18

Vacation = American English Holiday = British English

Comments

Perchick 6

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:15

this is no fml. this is funny!

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:20

And that's when you reply "this is my Spiderman shirt".

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:39

Yes, the war is over. There's actually businesses over there, so people will travel there to do stuff other than shoot the natives. There's also cultural sights, so people might actually want to spend vacation time there to see stuff, much like going on holiday to various European countries. It's a new millennium man...

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:55

I have a huge banana spider webbing in front of my house at this very moment. It's as big as my hand! It's so cool to look at.

grog_fml 3

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:58

hahaha that's actually really funny. thanks for that.

OceanMinded 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:05

YDI for having the ENTIRE world to choose from and you go to ******* Vietnam... Honestly who goes there??

slimv 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:23

a lot of people, if you have a chance to go here, you will change your look.

OceanMinded 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:33

Ive actually been to Danang... Not impressed it all smells like a giant unflushable shit house... Maybe it was a bad expirence on my part but thats the only one i needed