Holidays, Vacation and Animals: Lost in translation

Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:40 - Vietnam

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

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By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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Chill out

By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

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Bugging out

By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Check every nook and cranny

By Menacing_Rascal - 17/08/2023 08:00

Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:15

Have fun in Vietnam.

mona_is_here 10

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:18

Vacation = American English Holiday = British English

Comments

yummycupcakegirl 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:22

I hate spiders!!:(

jacomarine89 5

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:27

That happens to me all the time!

tchaikovsky93 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:28

LOOOL

biass 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:39

loool= laugh out out out loud= 3 outs= change sides= fail

threer 30

Monday 23 September 2013 0:07

Mind = Blown

saywhaaat_01 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:43

ewwwww spiders

20waffleater10 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:59

I would have shit my pants! im terrified of spiders

imright24 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 17:05

You could have at least looked to where she was pointing. YDI.

jerk_the_great 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 17:13

duh, next time u should shake your head when u dont understand

azhein 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:44

yeah he deserves it. I hate when I say or ask something and people just shake their head or say yeah even though they didn't hear me

Richisme 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 17:28

nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it

Sexywifey91 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 17:35

well in asain countries they usually point well at least at Americans so it's hard to tell when they are trying to warn you about something.... sorry op spiders suck!