Awkward, Photography and Health: Looking good

Looking good

By ShutTheFuCupcake - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, I flexed so hard for a selfie, I gave myself a hernia. FML

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Senseless_487 29

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:55

Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.

figgit70 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:58

I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.

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Jarod2015 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 13:18

Go ahead, flex! Don't Listen to these inconsiderate unintelligent ugly people, they are only upset because they lack anything to flex.

psyonomega 4

Thursday 15 May 2014 16:42

**** you and your PICTURE OF YOURSELF, you illiterate ****.

communisttaco 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:22

I have taken three pictures oft self in my entire life. I don't understand stupidity of this level

rockhead1270 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 18:01

That rips

Entovarian 4

Friday 16 May 2014 2:33

Bro, I wasn't even flexing!

easyusername7 9

Friday 16 May 2014 6:01

TFM

ASVPxRVIDXR 4

Friday 16 May 2014 6:39

I wonder if the selfie will eventually die away like yolo

EpicGuy70 13

Friday 16 May 2014 15:02

I usually have sympathy somewhere in my heart… but I have nothing for you. YDI

MusicLover72 7

Friday 16 May 2014 16:24

You're an idiot, YDI

jvelasquez 8

Saturday 17 May 2014 0:08

Idiot

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