Awkward, Photography and Health: Looking good

Looking good

By ShutTheFuCupcake - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, I flexed so hard for a selfie, I gave myself a hernia. FML

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Senseless_487 29

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:55

Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.

figgit70 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:58

I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.

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AWoww 9

Saturday 17 May 2014 4:02

Selfies now have to have a warning label

AlexCanada77 13

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:26

Simmer down, bud

Justin995532 2

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:14

#3 and he planned a selfie "hard" look at your picture

robj118 10

Sunday 18 May 2014 0:23

You mirin brah?

FimogenFeels 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 1:04

Why are people being so mean? He obviously didn't try to do it! FYL; I hope you're doing better.

derpydude 1

Sunday 18 May 2014 23:13

We'll that makes two of us....

Jancey 1

Monday 19 May 2014 3:04

You sound like my ex husband..so stupid.

unknownfml1122 2

Tuesday 20 May 2014 4:58

Bull shit

Bennnncon 10

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:24

Well you're a stupid ****.

sayyestothedress 24

Monday 23 June 2014 5:04

Lol, #3 says OP's over exaggerating for a selfie, but nobody noticed her pic?

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