Awkward, Photography and Health: Looking good

OP sounds like a tool. Nothing wrong with a "selfie" in and of itself, (except the word is ridiculous) but flexing for one seems to douchey, especially if you are trying hard enough to hurt yourself.

ConfusedCat 11

Wednesday 18 November 2015 2:24

Of course the retard is from the same province as me...

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