Work: Lookin' good - FML

Lookin' good

By scruffy - 10/05/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

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Hack it off

By Anonymous - 09/04/2021 08:00

Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML

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By Beard - 08/11/2016 11:14

Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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Real dream

By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00

Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML

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By Poopalipa - 08/01/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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By nomorebeard - 25/03/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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You ain't from around here, are you?

By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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By EmbarrassedMess - 23/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML

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kh8975 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:14

wtf who shaves on a bus YDI

sydmadhurf 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:13

did u think that was gonna end well??

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brodie123 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:25

your deffinatly gonna get hired lol

breathemein 10

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:26

bonerlicious

Bossman11 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:47

boobalicious

breathemein 10

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:16

thumbs up for you !

chino627 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:03

it's the new style of facial hair

aceospadez 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:12

ydi for not being normal and shaving in the bathroom

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:15

Not very smart!

booboojlc 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:28

Just turn your head to the side during the interview and nobody would notice!

wooptheresheis 1

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:51

do it the night before?

btsmith 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:12

dumb@$$

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:17

Ydi for shaving on the bus you damn sicko..

simply_improper 1

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:17

thats okay, i canceled a date today because i dont feel like shaving. =

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