Awkward, Growing old and Love: Lonely days

Lonely days

By beckbr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 389

You deserved it 29 935

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Top comments

wukong_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:52

"Well, look on the bright side. Your enemies must all be dead too!"

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:15

Then stand up and be her new friend.

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_G0D_ 9

Tuesday 21 January 2014 4:22

Not in heaven either.

HunkyMumbles 27

Monday 14 July 2014 22:04

That sucks man!

rameses1210 18

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:42

Probably not a good idea to question why your patrons are at your business

Drosophila82 18

Saturday 16 May 2015 7:38

That's actually true and happens more often than anyone thinks...

imhope 23

Thursday 23 July 2015 20:57

That took a turn for the worst..

manlytarts 28

Friday 9 October 2015 6:09

That's sad I'm so

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Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 436

You deserved it 123

Today, according to my husband, if I die first he won’t be looking after my son from a previous marriage. Either my sister will have to take him or he’ll go into foster care. He doesn’t want kids of his own, so he’ll be dammed if he has to look after someone else’s just because I’m dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 506

You deserved it 946

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of three years. I worked my ass off planning everything down to a T. It seemed perfect, until I actually proposed, at which point I was rejected and dumped, in front of my family, friends and two coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 305

You deserved it 5 874

Today, I got broken up with by someone I wasn't even dating. They had gone radio silent for two weeks and just popped in to say it was "better to be honest" instead of radio silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 724

You deserved it 77

Today, I received a three-time forwarded message, which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 553

You deserved it 2 526

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 972

You deserved it 313

Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 855

You deserved it 6 914

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 162

You deserved it 1 652