Mental health, Food, Depression and Health: Living life on low battery mode

I vote you deserve it for one reason: I am SICK and TIRED of FMLs complaining about things like this. Hello! Don't complain about weight. you don't seem to be trying to lose weight, keeping cupcakes in your fridge.

LaciT07 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:58

that's awesome lol

lyssann1234 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:00

that sounds like me!(:

lyssann1234 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:00

that sounds like me!(:

olive47_fml 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:12

welcome to the USA

slowedandthrowed 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:19

cupcakes!!!

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Today, my brother is staying over for a while. I thought I was prepared for this, but I totally forgot that he is inexplicably prone to having random nosebleeds. He's going through my Kleenex faster than a horny teenage boy left alone in his room. Time to hoard Kleenex like how people hoarded toilet paper in 2020. FML

I agree, your life sucks 339

You deserved it 83

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 379

You deserved it 129

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Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 612

You deserved it 4 990

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 784

You deserved it 3 131

Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 402

You deserved it 43 572

Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 428

You deserved it 2 384

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 086

You deserved it 5 656

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 807

You deserved it 4 996