Mental health, Food, Depression and Health: Living life on low battery mode - FML

Living life on low battery mode

By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

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Darth_Naru 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:57

Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

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Mattw2791 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:52

That's all the motivation one needs

SighMaster3000 4

Monday 30 May 2011 23:03

Depression sucks. Sorry OP :(

snickerz01 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:05

not an fml. sleeping is better than most things, cupcakes are up get worthy

R4P7OR 2

Monday 30 May 2011 23:20

oh my god me too!

GootyNWK 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:23

Fat Ass

musiclexii124 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:27

well...at least you got out of bed.

Jesus_Christ69 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:37

why do people post these? they're not even fml's. it should be the cupcakes FML that some fat person pit the effort into getting all the way out of their bed to eat the cupcake. I don't care if a cupcake is your only motivation to get out of bed. at least you get cupcakes.

bluegoldfish 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:37

if you don't care, there's a pretty simple solution...DON'T READ IT. Also phrased as GTFO.

Zombie65 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:48

as good a reason as any :-) lol

mrkoosh 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:14

You totally deserve those cupcakes in the fridge

purrfume 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:29

that's more motivation than I have to get out of bed...

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