Mental health, Food, Depression and Health: Living life on low battery mode

Living life on low battery mode

By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 123

You deserved it 16 769

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Darth_Naru 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:57

Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

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perrin1701 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:28

shit, I've been there but it's usually ice cream or peanut butter cups aaaah, sugar makes everything better

Lonely_MILF 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:17

mmm, cupcakes. nothing wrong with THAT for motivation! (I guess unless food is an addiction 4 u)

yellowboy30 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:22

sounds like my kind of day

kkins 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:30

who wouldn't get up for cupcakes?

DelPiero10 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:36

can I go to your house?

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:39

GPOY

cparrenas 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:52

Your life doesn't suck! you have cupcakes!

lilkg 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:58

I get out of bed for the same reason.

thejessecola 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:06

Jesus, those must have been some damn tasty cupcakes.

lakailuc 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:58

I'm down!!!

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