Mental health, Food, Depression and Health: Living life on low battery mode

Living life on low battery mode

By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

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Darth_Naru 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:57

Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

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ShaunNaas 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:55

lol

katheo21 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:07

ahhh look on the bright side, you get cupcakes

logansgirl 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:51

That happened to me a few months back only it was a brownie calling me instead of a cupcake.

ninidunut 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:59

how is this a fml, you have muffins;)

substantialHack 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:19

Me too

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:22

Sounds like a good motivation actually.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:25

They stay fresher longer that way.

dollFehn 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 1:20

there's no cupcakes in my fridge, my mom wonders why I don't get up lol

BeibertSmitor 10

Friday 30 September 2011 9:49

In your defense, that is the only reason you NEED!

epicfailwin97 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:10

I don't understand the problem???

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Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML

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Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town, so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decided on our items, and went to the check out. Who would have guessed my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

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