Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Living in a bad TV show

Living in a bad TV show

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML

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By "Shadley Chase Teladia" - 21/11/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 08:00

Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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Surprise surprise!

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Fancy seeing you here

By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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tipsyone 22

Saturday 25 March 2023 15:55

Tell them the truth

poopface82 18

Saturday 25 March 2023 20:25

Bear this in mind - as tight-lipped as you both may agree to be, as you continue dating your girlfriend, the probability that one of you will blab will increase and approach 1.

Comments

tipsyone 22

Saturday 25 March 2023 15:55

Tell them the truth

Brightside86 30

Saturday 25 March 2023 17:54

You've got to tell your girlfriend before her mom does.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 March 2023 18:05

Keep your mouth shut. I doubt her mom wants anyone to know about your encounter. Who knows? Maybe one day when the daughter disappoints, you have a handy back-up plan.

poopface82 18

Saturday 25 March 2023 20:25

Bear this in mind - as tight-lipped as you both may agree to be, as you continue dating your girlfriend, the probability that one of you will blab will increase and approach 1.

stickyface 15

Saturday 25 March 2023 21:30

Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 27 March 2023 5:08

Did you know she was married? If so, YDI. If not, YLS. If you genuinely had no idea this woman was your girlfriend's mom, and she was married, yeah, that's a very awkward situation. I don't know which would be worse for your girlfriend - hearing it from you or hearing it from her mother.