Living free

By WhatTheFuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Bridgeview

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML
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Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

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ilovemy3babies 5

Look up family cloth. :) At least she would be using something!

I recommend a bidet in this case, you never know, she may buy the idea since no paper required for those :p

Get a bidet, so she can wash her backside instead of using TP.

See if there's any alternative she might prefer? Other comments have suggested a bidet or wet wipes. It's important to acknowledge that a number of health problems could result from this habit of not wiping, so maybe use that argument when attempting to convince her to use an alternative. Good luck OP, it's not a situation I'd relish being in.

So she pretty much has a giant rashes along her butt 24/7?

I was about to start eating my dinner whilst reading this fml....FML.