Gross, Allergies and Health: Living free

Living free

By WhatTheFuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Bridgeview

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

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Yazoo77 16

Friday 31 July 2015 0:55

Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

kingodsucksville 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:02

What did you do to deserve that

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Yazoo77 16

Friday 31 July 2015 0:55

Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

OysterPearls 33

Friday 31 July 2015 1:40

Or hypoallergenic.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 31 July 2015 7:25

Buy several types. Get little 4-packs so she can try them and pick one.

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 2 August 2015 9:21

Wonder how she feels about baby wipes...

jake131000 21

Friday 31 July 2015 0:56

Thats disgusting

mds9986 24

Friday 31 July 2015 8:56

Shitty situation.

ermagherdaturdis 26

Friday 31 July 2015 0:57

I don't even want to know what she means by that.

Welshite 39

Friday 31 July 2015 1:00

She wipes her butt along the ground like a dog.

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 31 July 2015 2:14

Pine cones....

mylittlecookie 17

Friday 31 July 2015 6:31

Or she just... soaks in her nastiness... ew *shivers*

z3r0d4z3 22

Saturday 1 August 2015 9:40

Three seashells

Cassandra2015 21

Friday 31 July 2015 0:58

To each there own I guess .

Zappaz 32

Friday 31 July 2015 1:23

Each to *their* own?

Welshite 39

Friday 31 July 2015 0:58

Banana leaves work wonders. Just sayin'. I carry a few with me at all times in case I have an "emergency".

MrSassypants 32

Friday 31 July 2015 1:17

I say doubling up on socks is a better way to go. That way, you have extra socks to only store banana leaves in.

Welshite 39

Friday 31 July 2015 1:23

I collect socks for an entirely different, but essential, reason.

OysterPearls 33

Friday 31 July 2015 1:41

I hope your mother never has to come across that collection under your bed, 20.

Welshite 39

Friday 31 July 2015 1:48

Pfft. I got the best of my socks framed and hung on the wall. They are my pride and joy.

cat4651 15

Friday 31 July 2015 0:59

Oh I truly hope she washes up somehow.

WOTAN1488 24

Friday 31 July 2015 1:00

What the **** is right

theweirdobot 12

Friday 31 July 2015 1:00

Your username is very appropriate, OP.

fhlakd 25

Friday 31 July 2015 1:02

ewww!

kingodsucksville 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:02

What did you do to deserve that

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