Gross, Allergies and Health: Living free

Living free

By WhatTheFuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Bridgeview

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

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Yazoo77 16

Friday 31 July 2015 0:55

Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

kingodsucksville 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:02

What did you do to deserve that

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LadyLuck93 20

Friday 31 July 2015 1:04

lmaooo oh that's tragic.

MrGibbs25 20

Friday 31 July 2015 1:06

hahaha what, does she want leaves lol damn, just buy her a hell of a lot toilet paper and keep her stocked .

captainsmegma 12

Friday 31 July 2015 1:06

So being natural does she prefer leaves or corn cobs?

Jared900DUmpling 30

Friday 31 July 2015 2:16

I prefer using a fresh hedgehog pelt

crazyindynathan 13

Friday 31 July 2015 3:28

Please tell me you meant corn husks! Haha

NoBothersForMe 29

Friday 31 July 2015 4:39

Tree bark does it for me

jqmalang 17

Friday 31 July 2015 1:08

Uhm.. you have to explain her a lot of stuff and take care of her before she gets hurt badly.

chaseafterwind82 29

Friday 31 July 2015 1:09

'I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.'

obliviongillette 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:19

That might explain why she was wiggling around in her seat uncomfortably the entire time.

obliviongillette 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:21

Nature ain't gonna take care of that rash or smell. Good luck op.

obliviongillette 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:31

Actually I take that back, yes there is.

shawnsmuffins 15

Friday 31 July 2015 1:25

Your username is exactly what I said after reading this fml

mullfritt 12

Friday 31 July 2015 1:27

It's not easy to get old, take care of your grandma and dont argue with her.

DocPep 9

Friday 31 July 2015 1:29

does she. .. does she smell okay?

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