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Light day

By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 14:01

Today, on my 16th birthday, my lightly worn jeans split while I was at school. I attempted to fix them with staples, but I have a metal allergy. So I took my driving exam with a rash on my butt and staples digging in, in a car that had no AC. FML

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By Matt L - 21/08/2020 14:07 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML

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By sydmarie98 - 06/07/2015 22:51 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 9 October 2019 21:57

Why did you use metal staplers when you are allergic to metal? YDI.

mas12806 24

Thursday 10 October 2019 4:08

Did you pass the driving exam?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 October 2019 18:51

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 9 October 2019 21:57

Why did you use metal staplers when you are allergic to metal? YDI.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 10 October 2019 0:14

Grab a teacher, and ask if they can get hold of a sewing kit? Or you could have asked to raid the lost and found. I'm assuming your parent/s/guardian/s were too busy to drop off a different pair between your classes.

mas12806 24

Thursday 10 October 2019 4:08

Did you pass the driving exam?

Pascal666 7

Thursday 10 October 2019 10:00

It's called underwear. Wear some.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 11 October 2019 6:29

If exposed underwear was the social norm, away from the beach, nobody would bother wearing pants.

baristalbc 18

Friday 11 October 2019 5:36

Did you pass?

Silverion Sairee 14

Sunday 13 October 2019 2:24

Does your highschool not have a sewing class? or home ec, or fashion studies, whatever the class is called where you're at they should have sewing machines or needle & thread you could borrow.