Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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blland 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:10

One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"

WOW_idc123 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

eww. haha thts really weird

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donttouchmypizza 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:25

hahahahahahahahaha that made my day ^^

gisselle 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:18

lol that made my day !!

trucknbubba 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:53

man i wish i was your daughters boyfriend

tails8880 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:12

best fml ever. since last january fmls have gotten stupid. this just made my year. lol that sucks dude.

tmnt18 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:31

BY FAR FUNNIEST FML EVER!! LMAO!! GOOD ONE DUDE

BlowYaMind 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:52

Ohh Dang! "1's company, 2's a crowd, and 3's a party" ;] "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes 'Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf' and she grabs me by the weiner." (Step Brothers). Gotta love that movie! :] haha

onehotdemon 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 21:43

hahaha one of the BEST quotes ever!

Sindy_fml 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 14:24

LOL EWWWWWWWWWWW, poor daughter :(

Kristin_x 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:14

haha wow. so...did you kick the boyfriends ass?

rainbowhobos 4

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:09

"Today, while I was making love with my boyfriend in my shower, my dad walked in, naked, jacking off with his hairy business. He then watched as my boyfriend stepped out of the shower and left. FML." ~feel bad for your daughter... GAWDDAMN, EVER HEARD OF K-N-O-C-K-I-N-G?

shutyourmouth 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:45

Don't you think you should have left during that "awkward moment of silence"? It would have been hilarious though if you were just like "scootch over!" and went about taking a shower, asking them how their day was? But that would be something a creeper dad would so nevermind. Wait, you're already a creeper dad!