Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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blland 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:10

One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"

WOW_idc123 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

eww. haha thts really weird

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sawkaflocka_fml 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:17

I don't know who I'd feel worse for.

TSUtexans 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:27

Hahahahahaha that blows

whitey33 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 23:03

omg tht would've been like '...' yea ...wow...um....hm...damn tht must've suckd...>.>

marleybarley 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 5:39

thats awsome

beezleboss2010 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:59

Ouch I would have just got in and been like what? It's my shower lol

blustaller 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:27

hott...I bet you really gave it to the wife good after seeing that...you probably went and wanked one sexyy

iVelcro 2

Monday 31 October 2011 8:20

Dad: Guess who, honey? ---awkward moment of silence--- Boyfriend: Are you cheating on me?

clue_me_in 20

Tuesday 22 November 2011 22:45

It's the daughters fault. Why was she in her father's bathroom? Idiot.

FkThisLife 6

Friday 25 November 2011 7:35

Lock the shower door next time!

Kim8421 0

Monday 5 December 2011 22:11

first. ever. fml. to. actually. make. me . lol :D

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