Kids: Kinder stranger

Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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I've just got one of those faces

By Eric Rivera - 29/01/2021 23:01 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, while walking to the corner store, I noticed a car full of teenage girls. As I got closer to the store, one of them who was still getting in, says, "Hurry, here comes a pedo!" I turned to look and see who they were talking about, but there was no one behind me. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By fuck - 14/08/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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bombtastic 10

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:46

Damn. So much for being nice. Kids these days..

cmtxbe 6

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:54

I don't know man. I'd be freaked out too if some random man (who I happened to be eye to dick level to) poked me with something hard...

Comments

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:57

I'm not sure how young we're talking about, but if she's as young as she acted here, you never should have offered her a bar with peanuts in it without asking her mother. Allergies, OP!

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:00

*Or father* I'm sleepy.

Rihaan 4

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:57

At least she didn't take the snickers bar.

Mossears133 15

Friday 12 April 2013 3:37

Yeah, now op can keep it! :D

fairgirl99 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:59

At least you know she is not stupid

MrClean17 15

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:00

If you drive a suspicious looking van you automatically forfeit your right to console strangers with candy

j_cat187 19

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:02

Was the bar opened? I don't know about you but if I was a girl alone on a curb and a strange man offers me food with the slight chance that it might spiked with something, I would be hesitant to eat it. Punching someone in the balls does seem to be a bit of an overreaction.

itsgen 16

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:20

Sucks you can't do a good deed with out society killing it

dpap9457 2

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:29

Here, have a snickers...... You get a little sad when you're hungry

lovelyohhmee 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:40

Why would you give her Candy? Why not ask her if she was ok??

timelessone 16

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:51

Not only that he "nudged" her with his candy bar. You just don't nudge little girls with candy. All I'm sayin...

StaceeeP 23

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:58

well you are always told to say no to strange men with candy and puppies

appelflap 22

Thursday 11 April 2013 10:13

That is very much the same comment I was about to make. When I was young my parents always warned me about these things. Although it never happened that a stranger offered me something , I was always on guard because of the lecture they gave me about it.mit's good to know it might happen, but shame people suddenly see pedophiles everywhere.