Love, Cars, Cats and Cheating: Karma

Karma

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, my side chick decided to call my wife and inform her about the affair I was having, all because I slammed on the brakes in the car to avoid hitting a cat and made her spill her frozen yoghurt. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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You deserved it 138

Hearsay

By froyo - 26/02/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

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You deserved it 4 406

The cost of friendship

By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 12:00

Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML

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You deserved it 1 440

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 106

NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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You deserved it 439

Down the drain

By Are you f*cking kidding me? - 14/12/2022 12:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend had a side chick for the last two years of our relationship. How? He started crying after she broke up with him to try and salvage her own marriage. FML

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You deserved it 205

Do you guys even talk to one another?

By Anonymous - 14/08/2023 18:00

Today, my wife pretended she was going to suck my knob, but then bit it so hard she drew blood. Apparently, she saw the texts from my “girlfriend”. The texts were actually from our elderly neighbour, who asked me to feed her cat while she visited her daughter. She thought “feed my cat” meant "illicit sex." FML

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You deserved it 102

A Caturday surprise

By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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You deserved it 213

Keep the peace

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 18:02 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend accidentally put rubbish in the neighbour's bin. Then the old lady took all the rubbish out and threw it on the floor. I came out and tried to calm the situation, but then my girlfriend ran downstairs and tipped her cat food and cat milk bowls over. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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You deserved it 8 007

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 18 August 2021 6:14

So...maybe have enough respect for your wife, the vows you made, and your own word not to cheat in the first place?

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 18 August 2021 6:52

Karmas a bitch huh?

Comments

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 18 August 2021 6:07

Well I hope you learned your lesson about wasting yoghurt.

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 18 August 2021 6:14

So...maybe have enough respect for your wife, the vows you made, and your own word not to cheat in the first place?

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 18 August 2021 6:52

Karmas a bitch huh?

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Wednesday 18 August 2021 7:35

You know what, she'd probably been planning to dump your cheating self anyway, don't blame it on frozen yogurt. I mean, how do you even spill frozen yogurt?

TomeDr 24

Wednesday 18 August 2021 12:30

I knew it would be a YDI once I read “side chick”. 🙄

EBrogen 12

Wednesday 18 August 2021 14:20

You're not supposed to feed the side chick.

TruthSoothsayer 3

Wednesday 18 August 2021 20:08

Especially after midnight

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 18 August 2021 15:37

Not that you don't deserve that, but just because of THAT she called your wife? How petty one can get.

TruthSoothsayer 3

Wednesday 18 August 2021 20:07

You're a douchebag.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 August 2021 20:40

That is just horrible! Where is she going to get free frozen yogurt from now?

Hempseed 26

Wednesday 18 August 2021 23:04

Perhaps your side chick came to the conclusion that your willingness to cheat on your wife with her is a reflection of what kind of behaviour she should anticipate from you should you ever decide to leave your wife for her. I'd say she's doing both herself and your wife a favour.