Cars and Transportation: Jump start

Jump start

By stupidlights - 07/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML

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You deserved it 6 262

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Same thing different taste

By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 867

You deserved it 29 492

Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 10:00

Today, I had to borrow my mom’s car to jump-start my battery-dead car. I got everything set up and it worked. Parked my mom’s car back into her spot, went into my car. And turned it off. Now I have to do it all again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 332

You deserved it 905

By bob - 22/10/2011 04:55 - Canada

Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 803

You deserved it 36 190

By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 813

You deserved it 2 613

By car_FAILure - 23/02/2010 05:17 - New Zealand

Today, I went to Uni. I woke up at six and got to the station as the train was leaving. I was congratulating myself on my brilliant skill when, as we passed the carpark, I saw I had left my headlights on. It later cost more for the lead to jump start my car than it would have to drive to Uni myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 627

You deserved it 6 942

By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 464

You deserved it 6 452

Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 954

You deserved it 47 290

By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 691

You deserved it 7 661

Genius mode

By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 664

You deserved it 2 164

By HotelClerk - 22/01/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work at to report a vehicle had its headlights on. I wrote down the info, including the plate. Hours later, after my shift was over, I finally realized that it was MY vehicle. The battery was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 112

You deserved it 42 475

ReplicasWaifu 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:57

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

levitate 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:57

Fail. Both of you

Comments

Fmlyourmom 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:52

FYLFYLFYL

idontgiveone 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:29

ydi cos all i got from that sentence wer the words lights and jump. (I DIDNT GET IT)

lilcuti3pi389 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:21

what retards! & #46 youre fcking dumb for not getting it.

purplegirl1818 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 6:42

shouldnt that have been the first thing YOU did when you got back to your car? turned the lights OFF? smartie...

cxal_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:01

33, you must live in the city, right? A car whose lights automatically turn off when the engine shuts off is of no value out in the country

Ryu148 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 5:43

The chain of comments from 7 to 9 made me laugh pretty hard.

flyswatterlad 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:53

To comment #7... YDI if you plowed into the back of someone else's car. Generally using brakes is a good idea.

CaptainSarcasm 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:16

The same thing happened to me. Only instead of a car it was a flying unicorn. And instead of my dad it was a toaster. Fake.

bored690 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:41

HAHAHAHHA. Once my startermotor died, on the railway tracks and my car stalled. SHAME. Mine is so much worse than urs. Why did he turn the lights on to jumpstart the car? Is it dark at daytime where u live?