Jump on me, I beg you

By RachelVanLannen9 - 12/07/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
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Djtracid 2

he bought it today and you already know it's taken your sex life? what a needy bitch!

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CardoorTheBard 0

Well, if it means anything to you, Rachel, I'd give you more heart and I wouldn't neglect you like that.

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WiiFeY 0

maybe it's cuz u suck at sex. think about that while u let him climb on top and do all the work while u just lay there.

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alexthedude 0

well if hea riding you... id consider having a LONNNNG talk to him.. O.o

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weege 0

u have a dick? that makes no sense

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alicia_was_here 3

i guess the pogo stick is more fun to ride. ;p

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fuzz97 23

You self-centered *****, quit bitching about your desires and let your boyfriend have fun.

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