Jesus said go to sleep

By david99021 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
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nooblper 21

Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.

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netflixislove 32

Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep

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juturnaamo 29

You're going to have that problem with Genesis, Leviticus, and Exodus...they're pretty disturbing. I'd try Numbers, that should knock you out.

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TheSFgamer 14

Apparently the Bible doesn't teach you how to get rid of sleeping issues. Keep going OP you'll find a way.

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allyiscute1 22

Lmao she said you need Jesus bye Felicia(x

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Makko 20

Well, maybe if you change something your doing, break your soul ties(bad things you do and you know that are bad) it helped me;)

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Delsanity 13

Thats taking religion to a new level haha

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bobsanction 18

If you can read the bible and stay awake, you definitely have a medical issue.

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bosco556 11

How many people commenting that the bible is boring have actually read it?

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blackonblight 32

Depending on the book and version? Finding the interesting stuff isn't easy, if you're not into scholarly reading for fun.

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sahmnc420 13

Ask Mother Earth to bring u peace via camomile n melatonin

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Starham1 14

Well, it is too late now. Run. Run away, real far, real fast.

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