Sleep, Religion and Health: Jesus said go to sleep

Jesus said go to sleep

By david99021 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

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nooblper 21

Friday 20 March 2015 0:15

Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.

netflixislove 32

Friday 20 March 2015 0:12

Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep

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ribbnasforfan 13

Tuesday 8 March 2016 22:58

Would so fall to sleep just reading bout reading the bible, atheism is great sometimes! ??

Habacadavarus 12

Sunday 3 April 2022 18:39

If the bible can't put you to sleep, you definitely need to speak to a professional.

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