Jesus said go to sleep

By david99021 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
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nooblper 21

Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.

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netflixislove 32

Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep

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abNormal62 23

Clearly you have never read a boring book

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bleedingglitter 24

How did she really think it would help with sleep troubles?

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kieralumina 30

Read it from the beginning and imagine the story in your head. its like a really old fantasy novel, so with all the magic and battles going on maybe OP's mom thought that it would place his brain into a dreamlike state. this would result in him falling asleep and dreaming of the last scene he read.

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caffeinecat 9

Depending on where he ends up, he might not want to sleep again with that as a dream!

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fakedsincerity 32

Read it out, super loud, at 3am and then see if she can sleep.

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wakemeupplease 21

lol her mum will knock her out for doing it... seems like a good idea to get some 'sleep'

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awesomeamandas 37

there's Christians all across the globe. it's not a united states only ordeal.

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RedPillSucks 31

you do realize that Constantinople, where christianity was first organized, is in Turkey

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glimmer980 20

If you are old enough you should just get the insurance info and go to the doctor yourself

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buttcramp 21

i dont see why #17 was downvoted.. i thought this was a good idea.

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hsbzjsnsos 12

just spend an hour before going to bed doing something that doesn't involve a screen. it will relax your brain and you will fall asleep much quicker and easier

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indyj94 15

It won't help if OP does actually have insomnia. Trust me, I've had it for years and have tried all the tricks including reading the Bible lol.

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Hcyanide 8

Recite the bible very loudly each night and wake everyone with it. At best they relent, at worst you have something to stave off boredom.

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wakemeupplease 21

I think she might thought you'll get bored of reading it and fall asleep no offense just saying :D

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myanichole 22

Weird. I've been having trouble sleeping too, so has my boyfriend.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

You guys should get each other bibles.

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rebelbelle 17

maybe she thought that would put you to sleep?

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