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Damn it, lol. I know a place in upstate New York that has a hotel with a little water park in it that has a part that looks just like that, except for a few details I couldn't recall correctly. Oh well, it's a big world, so many beautiful places in every single country :)

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Yeah, I know it was a remake but that's the only version I've seen. I assume that the original must be much better since the remake was pretty lousy, it's only redeeming feature being the opportunity to oggle Keanu Reeves. Mmmmmmm... Keanu Reeves... Anyway, the original movie must have been awesome if it was such a classic that it was deemed a worthy enterprise to remake it fifty years later.

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The shortage will be in 2013 actually. Due to the rising cost of feed for the pigs, farmers are moving on to animals that can provide more products, like chickens or cows. Don't worry though, we still have turkey bacon. Just as delicious

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137, I'm not American and I love bacon! I think you meant not human! I went through a phase in childhood where I didn't like it but I look back and think "what was I thinking?! bacon is so good!"

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If you all must know I got pretty bad food poisoning when I was younger from eating pork on the spit. I have never been able to stomach anything pork-related since. It's just my personal choice, I don't hate on anybody that choses to eat it so why all the hate towards me for choosing not to? As a nutrition student, I could even go into great detail on the negative nutritional impacts regarding bacon, but I won't do that because I respect each individuals choice to choose what they wish to eat as

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woops pressed post accidentally haha fail...#187 I have tried turkey bacon and I still don't like it because well, I don't like bacon! Not very hard to understand :)

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195- yeah but you don't have to be an asshole about it. They're entitled to state their opinion about bacon. Hell, it's odd that anybody would have a serious discussion about it since, well, it's just bacon.

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I'm not a fan of bacon either. But believe me, if there was a chocolate shortage I would be making an FML on that so I also feel bad for OP and all other bacon lovers.

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#4, 167, etc: Criticize you for not being a bacon fan? No, heartfelt thanks! More for the rest of us. People, get your priorities straight: don't criticize bacon-abstainers during an imminent bacon shortage!

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Lol I used to not have a problem with it (not my fav but I could eat it), but then I got pregnant with my gorgeous little son, who is now 5 weeks, and he hated it ... So yeah gone off it now

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Torbey, I am American but currently living in Australia. I have noticed the bacon in Australia is not like American bacon. To Americans, your bacon is more like ham or Canadian bacon. Have you tried bacon from America? It is so different.

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#361 No I haven't tried American bacon but I doubt I would like it. I have very peculiar taste buds, I don't eat any red meat either. But of course I didn't mention that above for fear of being thumbed down more than what I already have haha

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Sign of the what? This scares me because I imagine you've been taken before you could finish warning us of whatever was coming, and what kidnapped you. You have been silenced!

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83 - Of course. But be sure to buy a TON of bacon. The real man needs at least a carton fried every day. It's an essential for apocalypse survival items; almost as important as water.

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Bacon freezes very well. Sorry to comment so late, I had to run to Costco for a backup spare generator just in case the power goes out to the freezers in my bunker. Well, that and get another pallet load of bacon.

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That can't just breed more. The reason there's a shortage is because of the drought this year. No rain=no corn. No corn= no food for the pigs.

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We're talking pork bacon here. Not that other shit. I'll just start farming my own bacon crops. And I'll use pigs to protect it. Ya. That's what I'll do. Anyone know how to start up a bacon tree?

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42 - I'm not sure where you can find a bacon tree, but with enough maple trees you'll have a lifetime supply of syrup for the bacon. Also, in the future, we may be able to genetically modify trees to grow what we want on them. Hopefully, the bacon won't be completely gone by then...

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