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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 3 021

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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You deserved it 2 343

By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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You deserved it 4 365

By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 727

You deserved it 2 039

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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You deserved it 32 841

By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

DocBastard 38

Thursday 30 December 2010 16:03

You should keep you vermouth shut, act very Cosmopolitan, and rum like the wind instead of letting your bad feelings ferment. Just whiskey yourself away for a while (maybe to Manhattan?) from that toxic situation. Maybe go someplace warm, watch a tequila sunrise and have sex on the beach with a girl named Margarita. Staying and wining or making a big brewhaha won't help. But be supportive and there is a martini tiny chance she will liquor problem eventually.

holstarox 2

Thursday 30 December 2010 12:17

She's not being racist. She's simply stating that she's NOT slaughtering a certain race. Being racist is hating a person or people because of their nationality. Get your facts right before you start ridiculing people

Comments

Avoriginies_fml_fml 14

Thursday 30 December 2010 18:44

Doc ur a stud

abc1231 2

Thursday 30 December 2010 19:01

hey at least one of you are up and ready to party early in the morning... or maybe she's just having a rough day..

lover_of_life 8

Thursday 30 December 2010 19:01

It took me a few seconds to figure out what a "brain-box" was. I then realized I needed one.

alexFYL 11

Thursday 30 December 2010 19:07

Maybe OP's mom works overnight, and 8am is her 8pm. People give you weird looks when you show up at a bar at 7am, but when you work overnight, you tend to lose all semblance of a social life.

rawrimapenguin 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 20:23

dude.. whats a brain-box?

mcskinny420 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 21:20

if she has to get smashed at 8 in the a.m. then sounds like it's a fhl

sugardady11 0

Friday 31 December 2010 6:03

rehab lol FYL though

stephy209 0

Friday 31 December 2010 11:33

Brain-box? Wtf?.. -__- Woah, I have no words for that..

tubal069 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:19

Hmmmm that might bw better than catching her with dicks in her mouth. Or better yet catching her with your best friends dick in her mouth....Cause dude I'm here to tell you you're mom is kinda hot...what's her drink of choice again?