Cars, Thanksgiving and Transportation: It's all in the timing

Came to say this. It's obviously not your car if they legally sold it. You're just being a whiny twat because your parents don't have a car for you to borrow and drive about in as you please.

Meme1988 18

Wednesday 23 November 2011 14:37

Maybe she is not the -she talks way too much- type of people?

utterdebauchery 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 14:49

Next time, buy your own car...

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