Cars, Thanksgiving and Transportation: It's all in the timing

It's all in the timing

By laststand11 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my mom used, "Happy Thanksgiving break" and, "We sold your car" in the same sentence. FML

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butterflychic 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:25

Turkey, anyone?

foodlord 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:26

Awh! Same thing happened to me back in 08! It was a dark and stormy night...

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cherryllollo 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:31

small claims court my friend

cheerluv15 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:32

Haha sucks 2 b you

huh_what 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:33

gramatically, that makes very little sense.

rakhil11 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:11

"Happy Thanksgiving break, we sold your car!" ...Makes perfect grammatical sense to me :P

jackroarrr 25

Friday 10 April 2015 4:35

Uh it isn't thanksgiving tho

shanynholly 18

Saturday 9 November 2019 3:09

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