It hurts

By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML
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myelias25 15

Wtf did she expect? You to get ready after surgery fyl op, some people can be idiots

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dezman2000 21

From how bad your mother sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the reason you were in surgery in the first place...

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abNormal62 23

To be fair, if you were unable to sit up and be seen in the car, it would have prevented her from accessing the carpool lanes

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mattrd_fml 31

I think the doctor has to release you first. Silly mom.

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rachel0123 13

What a horrible mother!! I would sit in 10 hours of traffic for my child!!

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LyricaSilvan 29

"My child just had surgery and is probably weak and tired but who gives a crap."

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ajs1987 15

Best wishes for a speedy recovery, OP.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

You should've called the nurse in and told her this woman you don't know is bothering you.

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beantownchivette 8

Sounds like a day surgery. They generally hold you for a few hours after the procedure to make sure that you don't have an adverse reaction to the anesthesia. At least they did after I had 4 impacted wisdom teeth removed(had to be sedated). FYL indeed

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randomcritic 14

Me too, but I was still very groggy. I had my mother steady me out the door as I was dizzy. At least removing impacted wisdom teeth is quick--it's the recovery time that can be prolonged.

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TheMilkman98 16

I could understand if there was a big emergency but traffic? That's low. My condolences op

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