If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
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shiri2qt4u 0

Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire

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mattman1994 0

28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too

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StrangeCandy 0

And I thought finding one flying around my kitchen was bad.

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derkaderk 1

how did ur foot even fit in the shoe if there was a bat in there???

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shiri2qt4u 0

Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire

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Spastastic 6

Edward Cullen isn't cool enough to turn into a bat.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#36 True. Instead of a bat, Edward Cullen turns into a flamingo.

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Crystal_Dreams 0

Flamingoes are incredible! All animals are. Can't stupid Edward just turn into a stupid person? Or a lump of mouldy poop?

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Spastastic 6

He doesn't need to turn into a stupid person, he already is one. I think just being a controlling, abusive, misogynistic douchebag is enough for him.

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Crystal_Dreams 0

He's not a person, he's a vampire. But, I don't know, I don't care, he doesn't even exist! What DID exist was this poor bat. Stupid person! ...I wasn't saying you were stupid, by the way, I was saying the person that squished the bat was stupid!

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Spastastic 6

Haha, I didn't think you were. I dunno, I don't even consider him to be a real vampire... SMeyer just made up her own stupid vampire lore that doesn't even make sense. I'm hoping they didn't actually squish the bat, just nudge it. D:

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Crystal_Dreams 0

I hope they didn't squish it, but they would have probably still terrified it to death. :( It's not really an FML if they didn't kill it, though... *Walks up to shoes. Slips foot in. Feels something furry in there. Pulls foot out. Looks in shoe* 'Oh, there's a bat in there! (Still alive) Oh, F MY LIFE!!!!! Inconveniently, there is a bat in my shoe which I have now got out and let outside, ohhh F MY LIFE, I am slightly delayed in putting my shoes on, my life is completely ruined!!!' It doesn't really count as an FML to me unless he either got bat guts between his toes or perhaps got bitten and now has rabies. :S

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Spastastic 6

True, Lounia, true. The pedophilia really gets out of hand when it comes to the werewolves' "imprinting" thing...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Lulz. Spas, you *have* been reading Mark's blog! ;) Not that you'd need to in order to see the craziness, but y'know. He expresses it so well with comments like FFFFUUUU and WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN. :D

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Spastastic 6

Yep, I did, and it was amazing, although I had already read another blog that pointed out many of the same things. I don't know if you saw, but he's currently doing the same thing with Harry Potter. He knew nothing about it when he started, and is now one of the biggest Harry Potter fans I've ever seen. Think that's enough of an incentive for you to read them? :D

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ic0nb0y 0

time to strike fear in the hearts of criminals make your fear,..... THEIRS!!!

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