Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
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Doritozilla 20

Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O

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then000bster 16

Sounds like you had a smashing time.

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then000bster 16

Sounds like you had a smashing time.

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PterodactylMan 23

Don't let that frog step all over you

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I hate stepping on anything squishy... especially when im barefoot..it sends chills all throughout my body.

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TheCanucklehead 22

Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your fought on and squish it all about...

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yetanotherginger 19

Am I the only person who thought of Monty Python?

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AppleJuiceBox 10

This has actually happened to me before. With multiple slimy creatures. Frogs, slugs, you name it. I feel like I should also include the fact that I had no shoes on.

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Doritozilla 20

Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O

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Uramonkey 11

And to think all the frog had left was to go across a couple of logs and he would have made it to safety past the river :(.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

And that's a true FML, not some kid wimping over his fear..

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Kelsey_709 9

Hate it when that happens. Ruins my whole day.

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ThedaRose 15

ok 1) Poor frog 2) thats gross 3) did you have frog legs for dinner?

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ohjoy15 33

3). Yes, because the first thing I want to do after I step on something with my bare feet is EAT IT.

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Enslaved 36

Hey, I've heard of the "Eat what you kill" policy. But I think there's a loophole in this scenario. :P

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SirEbro 7

#4 Now I see how your brain works.. 'oh my god I stepped on that poor frog'... *lifts foot* 'that's gross'.. *comes to the conclusion* 'well, its a waste not to eat a frog squished with my own dirty foot'...

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ohjoy15 33

@#48 Kind of like the whole "if you kill a cow, you have to make a burger" scenario? But this is repulsive. The frog (which is probably a bacteria breeding ground itself) was sandwiched between two ultra disgusting surfaces (the bottom of a foot and the ground). There is no way even Jesus himself could convince me to put that vile thing in my mouth.

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Genociiide 15

You guys haven't realized that she's using sarcasm yet? Jeeze.

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Kelsey_709 9

@#48 Eat what you kill? Looks like I'm having hookers for dinner.

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ThedaRose 15

@76 - THANK you! Apparently you and I are the only ones who can tell sarcasm from seriousness.

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Nyx_fml 23

OP should have at least worn peep toad shoes.

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obnum 19

That was a ribbiting tale, OP. I can't wait to see where the story hops to next.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

As ribbiting as it may have been, it had me feeling a tad polar. On one hand it's an interesting tale, until you realize that frog is really gone. No jumping back from that.

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Katy326 10

I'm sure his family will be crushed.

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Black_Rose97 9

imagine the frog's horror as you crushed it...

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thisawkwardchick 15

I think he did...and that's why yes scarred for life...

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alwayswinning123 7

Well I can't imagine how scared it was because its well..uhh..dead

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Cynical_1 26

You killed Kermit? Miss Piggy is gunna make yoy pay!

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Nothing, but I'm sure Yoy owes Ms. Piggy dome money.

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flashback.miss 28

*shudder* I'd feel awful. at least it was an accident, don't be too hard on yourself.

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