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By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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IllegalLight 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:09

zing!

intensitive 11

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:15

One word: Fiber.

Comments

blastvortex 3

Friday 29 January 2010 4:52

Hahaha. That sucks, but your mom has a great sense of humour, even if it is sophomoric.

HollywOOd21 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:16

LMAO! Your mom is awesome! Funnyass shit!

cml210 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:22

hahaha my mom would say the sane thing

RyanZhang22 1

Friday 29 January 2010 8:30

that's a owning mom. she sounds like my kinda girl.( just kidding, don't worry)

autistic_pride 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:11

How did the mom know about the girl's medical problem before she even saw a doctor? I don't get it.

kelleyb323 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:28

wow.. her mom was joking as in the saying "you're so full of shit.."

autistic_pride 0

Friday 29 January 2010 19:58

I've heard that saying before but I've never understood it.

kelleyb323 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:24

your mom is funny.. how is this an FML?

kelleyb323 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:26

by the way, you deserve it for not realizing that your stomach cramps were related to the fact that you hadn't taken a shit in over a week. buy some ******* laxatives and save yourself a trip.

blythe_lyx 0

Friday 29 January 2010 14:13

I had this kind of problem before when I was a kid.. It's sux, pity u.

LiquidBaseline 0

Friday 29 January 2010 14:38

HAHA, poor you, but the comment of your mom is hilarious. Big time WIN!

ftwandu2 0

Friday 29 January 2010 14:42

this really isn't worthy of being on here infact at no point during your incoherent rambling did u make any sense everyone in the room is now dumber for having read this, I award you no points And may God have mercy on your soul