Intimacy: Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old...

By nick - 28/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather's recent sexual frustrations. FML

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By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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My eyes!

By ConcerneddSapphic - 21/05/2022 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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By whyyjustwhy - 09/08/2013 17:23 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By Rage - 08/10/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML

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Out and about

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 14:00

Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2010 13:03

I'd never look at my grandparents the same way ever again, I'm so sorry xD

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:55

ROFL

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kkleiberg 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:14

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k2cool_87 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:25

F**k U no one cares!!!!

lizliz07 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:30

jealous much you didn't get first?

arjun22 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:13

**** you!!!

cakezorz 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:42

#2 pms?

kkleiberg 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:18

I KNEW you guys were gonna react like that :P

haydenshaw 0

Friday 29 January 2010 6:19

yummy

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Thursday 28 January 2010 12:50

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saimaali 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:59

fail.

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Thursday 28 January 2010 23:11

on my iPod it doesn't show any comments when I'm like 44th

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Sunday 31 January 2010 4:51

u have to exit and re-enter the comments

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:55

ROFL

troubleinharlem 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:08

why did you continue reading it?

harmoo_fml 0

Monday 27 September 2010 12:56

^fail

kaybbyx3 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:03

I'd never look at my grandparents the same way ever again, I'm so sorry xD

cracktus 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:17

I assume you read about 2 sentences and then closed it hard

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:58

It might have taken more than 2 sentences to get him hard...

maskedman 9

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:12

this is the best reply so far.

prjio307 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:36

It's a girl you idiot...

Sekococo 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:31

OP you have completed fml conquest of find the sercret to immortal sex with you story. Milf,Dilf and now Gilf will lead these commentors to the truth that vegeta could not wish for on dragon ballz when he was on namek when he punk bitch him self from immortalilty...If you are reading this you should of stop at GILF but no you had to keep on reading Geez i said stop reading!....stop :D R.I.P dgv and luck10 from falling in a previous comment trap. T.T ...Hey stop reading . XD

jamieboy11 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:55

ahhhh scared for life lol

Wooddaver 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:09

how brief? "Cant get a goddamn boner!"

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:12

Awww Grandpa still wants to get laid. Grandmom playing hard to get? Poor guy knowing you went through his personal notes. My Grandparents don't even know how to turn a computer on.