I'm not kidding

By ouchies - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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GravyGuy 11

You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

"hello I'm calling because I have a tick on my dick. Could you please give me an appointment." *laughter*

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spencespencespen 0

how did it get on?...naked fishing?

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missmaryb 0

Anyone that says "man-parts" probably doesn't have them.

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mintcar 9

FTL of the doctor. Seriously, just take a wasp knife and.... wait....no... that could blow you up.

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ryanprussin 0

Make sure you have the tick tested for Lyme Disease. Bartonella and Babesiosis as well.

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by12thenby6 0

Maybe you should shave that thing and check yourself. its much easier without the hair and girls like that.

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

How do you get a tick while fishing?

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mbrooks5110 0

maybe it was because you said man parts instead of penis....

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TalkinSmack 6

haha! since when does the receptionist ask what ur coming for? that's dr./ patient priviledge. YDI for telling her...

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MuffyStJacques 0

Drown it with alcohol. I've had many ticks latch on the me in my life.

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