I'm not kidding

By ouchies - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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GravyGuy 11

You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.

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squishy01 0

Don't feel bad. It happened to my friend and I was the one that had to make the call.

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PapaCool_fml 0

I guess it's too much for you to remove it yourself. Or it finally came, a opportunity to show your **** to your doctor??

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shortie916 0

How did you get a tick there? Where yougoing comando?

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make_me_smile 4

why dint u just say penis? guys only have one man part while we girls have two, well we actually have three, a ****** and 2 boobs. but that's besides the point. just say penis instead of man parts. the only people who say "man part" instead if penis is clean, not dirty people like me.

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make_me_smile 4

my point is girls can say "woman part" because then no one knows which one they r talking about, whereas with guys, we all know which part ur talking about.

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Firebirdfreak47_fml 0

Hmmm maybe you should get twezzers and pull it of ur dick ur self dumbass no wonder why the nurse was laughin her ass off

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hunger993 0

this happened to me and it appears to be diturbingly common

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athena3100 9

Just take a sewing needle and heat it with a lighter then touch it with the needle. Should work. If not u just have to hold the lighter to it cause u can only get them off w/ fire or heat. Really hot heat.

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P0W3RRANGER 0

how do u get ticks on that lol

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