Kids: How do I put it? - FML

How do I put it?

By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML

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Savra_fml 17

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:14

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:19

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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gregonfire 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:21

Ha, you mispelled color

blink182AAR 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:43

ACTUALLY, before you start correcting people, you should know that Australians spell color as 'colour'. Just saying.

Jazzgirl101 12

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:44

no she didn't. in the UK, Australia and New Zealand its spelt "colour". Americans changed it to try and be different when they broke away from England just like they did with other words

hellokeroppi 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:42

Hahhahahahhahahahha

1nS0mn1ac 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:48

Remedial school

kris8519 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 22:06

wow my son is in pre kindergarten and he knows how to spell Orange how stupid is your daughter.

K28n19 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 22:10

Ha ha u can't even spell color.

Picklejar399 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 22:24

This happened to my son once except with the color green.

cherrypie22 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 22:31

Omg your so hot

KikiCamacho 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 22:55

That is a blonde moment right there.

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 13 November 2011 23:30

Is it just me, or does it bother other people that orange juice is actually yellow?

karmaisking 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 23:35

coming from you who can't spell color who would expect much??

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