How do I put it?

By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Top comments

Savra_fml 17

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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Comments

mattorama 15

This might sound a little harsh, but... who raised this kid??? YDI!

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stewie13_666 0

YDI. Why? You can't even spell "color"

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Nok27 1

Dude, read the comments before you open your mouth. It's already been stated several times that "colour" is how it's spelled in Australia.

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Randomnessmoi 0

Did you teach her anything at all?

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caity878 0

Wow shes really grown up to be a real einstein

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mooka022 0

Lol someone needs to go back to Pre K

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KiddNYC1O 20

Jeff Foxworthy would like a session with her.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Or Jeff's 5th graders, I should say lol.

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generalfubar 0

Ummm yeah you should have known your daughter wasn't the brightest you are her mother lol

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5t3ff1k4h 44

That doesn't mean a thing. I know a lot of stupid people, and most of them aren't constantly stupid. You don't know they're total morons until they say something stupid, like OP's daughter.

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False_Stupidity 41

Well the first step in overcoming a problem is admitting that it exists.. Your still young, good looking and have taken that first step, there's hope for you yet!

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