How do I put it?

By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Savra_fml 17

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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NagatoPain 4

10 Since you put it that way, I am guessing you think your the best guy out there? -.-

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chels1994 11

It's okay. My friend tried telling me that Woodrow Wilson was "president of Russia"...we're both 16 as well

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hateevryone 14

wow she sounds like a really bright person.

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screamo_neve 12

I agree! I'm trying to get back into school instead of sitting on my ass all day on Facebook, Twitter, FML, etc and waiting for my work shift to come around. I need education! D:

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screamo_neve 12

What an intelligent being you've conceived.

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OfficeNinja 5

Awesome. Start slipping her birth control pills now, before it is too late for the human race.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

more like their intelligence going extinct

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Paperklip 3

Damien sat next to her in English last year. She asked menhow I spell 'orange.'

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canddyass 0

I would have been concerned the first time she asked.

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