Embarrassing and Love: Hi-de-hi

Hi-de-hi

By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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No third base for you

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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Business casual

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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The mouthfeel

By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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AquaRevolver 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:11

That's gotta suck... but maybe you should remember the swallowing mechanism for next time lol!

PotatoBlankey39 2

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:14

ha ha... One of those stupid things in life that just have to happen. I'm sorry. Think of it this way, it always could have been worse. Good luck next time!

Comments

Ssmartasss 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:07

Ehh isn't it a kind of instinctive reaction to swallow? You will forget to breath next time?

liveitlearnit 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:10

FAIL. That sucks, man. I've choked on my own spit when a guy flirted with me, that was also really hot.

just_kidding 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:17

Harry Potter o_O ? He drives you light-headed, he should be flattered !

maggie_gxx 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:31

haha i remember one recently like this but it was a guy in an elevator with a snickers bar

ZeronosX 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:23

learn to swallow

themixedt4pe 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:25

Blonde moment much?

LilleyWhite 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:42

how do you "forget" to swallow?

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:48

#42: I've never forgotten to breath, nor have I to BREATHE. OP: ROFLLMAOLOL. I really wasn't laughing that much, it's all of the Harry Potter refs. I thought I was a big Potter nerd, and indeed this DID make me think of Harry Potter. OP I bet the cute guy found that really adorable what you did. Meh, a girl DROOLING over him. That is not something that happens everday, he will be VERY flattered, don't you think?